the courier: (takes a sip from their trusty vault 13 canteen) the tops bodyguard: no outside drinks permitted the courier: [Speech 78/60] (coarsely) This is flour
instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem
When you’re stifling the urge to make a smartass comment because she’s gonna jam her hand-spikes through your skull if you do so you just give her a look.